8:30 -- We're presenting the Best Short Film Awards. Well, that's what they're doing. I'm just waiting for my head to stop pounding.
8:35 -- One of the nominees for Best Documentary Short is about former Washington Governor Booth Gardner. Gardner's a pretty obscure figure but I always thought he had a good name. When your name is Booth Gardner, you either have to go into politics or become a Western lawman.
8:40 -- Ben Stiller, who looks really scary in an Avatar costume, has now come out to present Best Makeup. The award goes to Star Trek.
8:45 -- Jeff Bridges just showed a clip from the best film of 2010, A Serious Man.
8:50 -- Best Original Screenplay -- in a perfect world, the Oscar will go to either An Education, District 9, or Up in the Air.
8:55 -- So, of course, the award goes to Precious, a predictable movie that left audiences patting themselves on the back.
8:56 -- Admitedly, the Precious people all give touching speeches and everyone can pat themselves on the back for liking the movie. But, honestly, it's not that good of a movie.
8:58 -- Robin Williams comes out to give Best Supporting Actress. So far, he has managed to control himself.
9:00 -- Mo'Nique wins Best Supporting Actress. Sam Jackson rolls his eyes during her acceptance speech.
9:05 -- It's an odd night.