"I mean, I'll fuck you here right now with everyone here watching." -- Houseguest Matt attempting to charm fellow Houseguest Natalie ten minutes ago on Showtime's Big Brother After Dark.
"I mean, I haven't fucked in nine months." -- Houseguest Matt once again.
"You were nice as pie and I was a dick." -- Matt still going at it.
"Let's fuck me. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you....Oh, Matty, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me..." -- Natalie, about thirty seconds ago, in response to Matt.
The current season of Big Brother should be enshrined in the Smithsonian's White Trash Wing.