10:45 -- Okay, we're at the 3 hour, 15 minute mark. The Best Actress presentation will never end.
10:47 -- Finally, here comes Sean Penn to give the award and -- okay, what's up with him tonight? He seems rather shaky.
10:49 -- No matter. Sandra Bullock wins best actress.
10:50 -- Barbra S. has now wandered outside to give Best Director. This is going to take a while.
10:55 -- Kathryn Bigelow is the first female best director winner. This moment would be even more special if she was actually a good director.
11:00 -- And best picture is The Hurt Locker. At least it wasn't Avatar.
And it's over! It's finally over!