9:35 -- Sandra Bullock gives the award for Best Cinematography, which goes to Avatar.
9:40 -- James Taylor is out on stage to play his brand of music as we have the montage of the dead. Whenever I see Taylor, I always wonder if he remembers beating up Carly Simon.
9:45 -- Strangely, the audience seemed rather restrained during the death montage. Not even Michael Jackson got much applause.
9:48 -- I'm going to take a quick nap. Wake me up whenever another award is given out.
9:54 -- Oh, Up just won best score. It had a cute score. Goodnight.
9:56 -- Avatar wins Best Visual Effects. Yawn.
10:00 -- I am on the verge of giving up. This has been the most boring Oscars in recent memory.