9:05 -- Sigourney Weaver gives the award for Best Art Direction to Avatar. Yawn!
9:07 -- And now, we listen to the winners kiss up to James Cameron.
9:10 -- So far, this year's Oscar telecast has been incredibly dull. Seriously, everyone seems to be moving in slow motion.
9:15 -- Were they just handing out sedatives at the Kodak Theater tonight?
9:17 -- Next up, a tribute to horror movies.
9:22 -- The tribute to horror movies was apparently put together by someone who has never seen a horror movie.
9:24 -- Morgan Freeman is explaining how sound editing works. Which is good because I was actually wondering that earlier.
9:25 -- Really, I was.
9:26 -- The award for Best Sound Editing goes to The Hurt Locker which beats out Avatar.
9:27 -- The award for Best Sound Mixing goes to The Hurt Locker, which again beats out Avatar. In your face, James Cameron!
9:30 -- John Travolta introduces an Inglorious Basterds montage. Good movie.

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